Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.
Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."
by Loo Loo McGoo February 02, 2010
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No x Text

A text message from your partner that does not end with 'x'. You know you're in trouble when you get one of these, especially when you're unaware of the pretext.
'Dude, I just got a text that said 'I've got your flip flops''

'Did it end in with a kiss?'

'Nah. It's a No x Text, man!'

'Oh dear. Shit gonna hit the fan, bro!'
by Moodlepoo August 21, 2012
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rogue text

When someone recieves a text with no body just from who sent it.

When you send an empty text message to someone by accident.
Mary: *opens phone and sees a text from Mario with nothing in it*
Mario: Sorry i didn't mean to send you a blank text!
Mary: Why you sending me a rogue text!
by BLEEDTeal36 August 08, 2011
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purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique
I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009
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text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
by fingerbang134 August 08, 2010
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text squirm

The feeling you get when someone doesn't respond to your semi-sarcastic text... which you thought was harmless...and may not have been...or maybe they want you to think it was mean...but maybe they're just fucking with you...and you get all anxious...ARRRRGHHH!!
Rick says, "I should be able to do that for you. Let me check with the boss (his wife) and I'll get right back to you." Allison answers, "OK, Gene" (knowing Gene is a totally henpecked douchebag who can't make a move on his own). Rick makes Allison text squirm until he gets at least 3 anxious responses before he laughs at her.
by rickebabe November 13, 2013
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Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.
Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !
by Leostarlight February 25, 2019
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