probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
by user1423 December 27, 2020
Get the jakemug. Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks
Jake has a big dick
by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Handsome, sweet, amazing, innocent, The most caring person you will ever meet. He is always Loyal with a great sense of humor. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to him. Very Very inellegent and active. Great in Bed 😍 Very adorable and the best man ever. He is very shy but once he's used to you, Its the best thing ever. I love Jake. You cant get anyone better then Jake, Once you have him, Don't ever let go.
I love you Jake
by The way I move June 18, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake is someone who is typically short, who acts like a bitch when he gets made fun of. People named Jake are pu$$ies
by Brettt33 July 20, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A truthful person. If any one touches his girl he will break you like he broke Tim. And he has a big chode
by Jake.w January 12, 2019
Get the Jakemug. 
Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.
by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018
Get the Jakemug.