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Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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Text Honeymoon

Immediately after adding someone as a contact in your phone, the short period of time during which you and your contact exchange mass amounts of generic texts that just seem to "flow".

You will likely never speak or text again.
"Man, you're texting like crazy!"

"Yeah, I met this chick last night and we're still on our text honeymoon!"

"Ah. Well at least you tried."
by T.Dawg May 14, 2010
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Text tease

Whenever you receive a text from someone you are interested in talking to, and you reply then never get a text back.
"Oh man Bob, Katie is such a Text tease , she sent me a hot message and i replied but never got a response back!"
by Sexy Potato January 17, 2012
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text misunderstanding

When the meaning of information sent by text is not understood by the recipient the way the sender intended for it to be understood; a mix-up between two or more people because of a text message
"My wife and I have had a text misunderstanding because I sent 'I don't have time right now. I'm getting the booty.' She thought I was having sex with someone else when I simply meant I was real busy getting the items we found out of storage."
by Ivey Blu November 9, 2013
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Text Manus

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A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.

The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.

In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission
Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says

A short while later...

AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!
by C Norris May 22, 2006
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Text Chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.
Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach on homosexuality.
by Tain London December 29, 2008
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Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.
by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014
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