Texas Tornado

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”

“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”

by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018

Texas dynamite

When a man gets mad, wants to go shit ina bed, but his friend insists on getting underneath him and guzzling his shit

Yo bill wait up, let’s do a Texas dynamite

by Lucky lucky January 2, 2019

Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse

When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...

I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.

by Lord Longshadow April 20, 2019

Texas anal massacre

You put barbecue sauce on your penis and proceed to give her anal until you cum. Then make the girl suck it all off until she’s full

I feed Maddie last night with the Texas Anal Massacre

by Big baddy August 5, 2019

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Texas Turn

When a driver makes an exaggerated turn. This can occur anywhere. On the highway, it is when a person is in any other lane, but the correct one and exits across multiple lanes. At an intersection, turning from a non-turn lane, or U-turning outside of the turn lanes, or turning left from the right lane, or turning right from the left lane. Any outrageous illegal maneuver that results in a change of direction.

She was driving down the highway in the fast lane (left lane) noticed her exit last minute, and made a #Texas Turn into the. exit

by EatdickNdie December 8, 2019

texas torcher

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up

Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.

by jdog9131 December 8, 2019