One who teaches English as a Foreign Language. Usually a native speaker of the language teaching outside his/her country of origin. A career which attracts the adventurous, the eccentric and the sociopathic.
Barman 1: Who's that cool motherfucker ?
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 9, 2006
Get the EFL Teacher mug.A state employee who, as such, doesn't know what real work is and complains about getting paid $40,000-$110,000 with a pension to work part time for 8 months of the year.
Teacher: Teachers don't get paid enough. We need more money or your kids will all end up garbage men
Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber
Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
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Get the tenacious mug.1. Verb: The act of receiving a scrotum in one's oral orifice. This is the complement of a teabag.
2. Noun: A somewhat degrading word used to describe a person who regularly teacups others, willingly or otherwise.
2. Noun: A somewhat degrading word used to describe a person who regularly teacups others, willingly or otherwise.
1. Guy 1: So did you manage to bang that chick last night?
Guy 2: Nah, but she teacupped the shit out of me!
2. Guy 1: Dude, Vipin pretended to be passed out last night and tried to put my balls in his mouth!
Guy 2: Yeah hes a dirty little teacup.
Guy 2: Nah, but she teacupped the shit out of me!
2. Guy 1: Dude, Vipin pretended to be passed out last night and tried to put my balls in his mouth!
Guy 2: Yeah hes a dirty little teacup.
by Viztastic January 18, 2010
Get the teacup mug.as you are a kid these guys may get n your nerves by throwing some Fucking homework on you're desk and you can get so pissed off at these adults because they have power over you and you do not have any power for twelve fucking years but at the end of high school you'll look back and realize that these son of a bitches actually helped you get somewhere in life
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Get the teacher mug.a teacher who teaches all subjects in a class. Grade teachers usually teach in pre-primary and primary classes.
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