moster toaster

A crazy paranoid short person. Often seen perfroming in a circus show. Associated with sideshow freaks.

We threw rocks at the moster toaster and it cried

by 2012 March 18, 2003

Sex Toaster

noun. person who is so hot, all you want to do is bang them.

My boyfriend is an incredible sex toaster.

by girlwithasextoaster February 6, 2013

Throat Toaster

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you fart down her throat, warming it ever so softly.

That throat toaster qas tasty.

by kimosabi June 27, 2014

Austyn Tester

A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever

Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast?
Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019

toaster

getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.

Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.

by divamermaid October 31, 2009

toaster

n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.

"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."

by President Laura Roslin September 3, 2005

testerberger

Small dwarf-like woman that resembles Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"

O, shit! I haz the donuts hre cums testerberger

by DHensley May 24, 2008