knobby tucker

Thing - a - majig

Get that knobby Tucker out of my face

by Donkeylicker10 January 5, 2018

Tucker

To spout conspiratorial nonsense, obfuscate, "explain" with hyperbole, avoid coming clean with the truth, evade, dodge ... in a dramatic, loud manner ... while being paid gobs of money to do so

I wrote a thoughtful thread on Twitter showing that the COVID virus was real, hoping for a good dialogue, but instead was totally tuckered by trolls in the replies.

by Shortfroggler July 16, 2021

Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

TUCKER

A BITCH WHO IS TRASH AT MADDEN ,2K, FORTNITE AND PUSSSYYYY

DAMN LOOK ITS A GODDAMN TUCKER

by THEEEEGOAAATJAHVVVEELLL May 8, 2019

tucker

a amazing boy, he loves his gf very much. he is quiet and reserved, but once you get to know him he is so cool. i love tucker so much <3 he is more than husband material <3 - anna

"have you seen that tucker guy?"
"yeah, i heard he is that girl, anna's, bitch."

by ay its anna November 7, 2021

Tucker Scrimshaw

Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains

Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS

by Goonies googoo August 10, 2020

Plumb Tucker

A person who sucks baws

Kelly is such a plumb tucker

by King kebab6969 August 16, 2019