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a tool is someone who others feel threatened by while in there presence. however this is not a physical threat but rather a mental threat. for instance a tool may attract attention from others who want it and it thus irritates them. thus that individual is labeled as a tool. another instance is one who tries to change his genre of lifestyle but those surrounding him reject it and label him as a tool. however a tool can also be a person who is very cocky or completely full of themselves which projects themselves as an annoyance.
man that kid just stole my attention...what a tool.

that kid wont shut up why wont he leave hes such a tool!
by acecon July 10, 2010
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Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not.
Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it)
Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them.
Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks
Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.
by Unnamed 3654876 May 22, 2010
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Tool

A person who agrees to go and watch Justin Beiber's never say never when a girl begs him.
A complete and utter tool.
by J-man4758432 March 26, 2011
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a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
person a: yo man that ass is hitting on that girl hardbody
person b: yeah hes a tool don't bother
by jayyyyy789 April 29, 2011
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1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.
That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.
by beauchanson June 14, 2011
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A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.

A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.

The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.

The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
by endon182 July 24, 2011
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The situation that occurs when you've installed so many toolbars into your browser that it crashes whenever you open it.
She had a serious case of toolbarf in her internet explorer as she had installed the yahoo, ask, coupon, google, and aol toolbars.
by A Tech for life February 18, 2013
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