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getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.
The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.
by sux0r May 11, 2006
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got them hands

Specifically referring to a BLACK person that can fight.

This is colloquial speech and can only be correctly applied when describing BLACK or sometimes in rare occasions HISPANIC people. Asians and Whites can under no circumstances be described as "got them hands".

While an Asian or White may single handedly knock 3 or more mexicans unconscious, he or she CAN NOT be referred to as "having them hands", only as a real ass nigga (it is always OK to refer to a white boy that knocks out 3 or more mexicans as a real ass nigga, ALWAYS, in fact fighting 3 mexicans at the same time is one of the few routes to caucasion real nigganess! 1 of 3 mexicans must be a real nigga and the white must scream out "EAT NIGGA EAT NIGGA DONT RUN OLE BITCH ASS NIGGA" while in the mix with the REALEST of the 3 mexicans to apply)

Finally this word is intended to be used in reference to the age demographic 13 - 24. When referring to a black that is Beyond the 13 - 24 demographic and can fight, some commonly accepted terms are "ain't no bitch as nigga", "real ass nigga", "a dog" etc.
Tyson: man if lil keith keeps bragging about a how he fucked peejay's ole lady them south-side niggas gonna jump his ass...

Jamaal: Hell naw boi, lil keith "GOT THEM HANDS"! I seen him knock out a cop and two bodyguards before. The cops had to call back up and mace that nigga. They hit him wit da taser and even after all of that they still needed John Cena to come thru and hit him with that attitude adjustment before he was finally subdued.

Tyson: yeah I guess your right... That nigga lil keith is a real ass nigga!

Jamaal: You a whole bitch, now you wan jump on lil keith dick, coward ass, I'll bat the piss out u
by ta-cum-ci April 15, 2014
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grab them by the pussy

a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem
when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.
by Sexydimma October 9, 2016
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How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
by Clit Teaser October 2, 2016
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Licking them

A term I learned in the back country of Wyoming working with roughnecks in the patch (oil/gas drilling site). It implies that you are bored and not doing a thing that is worth describing. Literally means you're licking your own nuts to pleasure yourself much as a dog seems to do so at random when he's bored.
"Hey what's goin' on, Frank?" "I'm lickin' 'em... you?"
by s.e.t.i. March 29, 2005
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chant-them

a simple rhyming chant, sung in the streets, generally accompanied by clapping, and informally adopted as the song for a nation (if only temporary)
Collin:

Clap for me, my people, where ya at now, let me hear it!
Clap for me, my nation, my people, let me hear it!

Keir:
Wow! Bitchen chant-them sung by Collin. Hey, let's all join-in.
by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 30, 2010
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Come and Get Them

Means:
Tyler Bate (not the wrestler)'s greatest soundtrack. Listening to it makes you do a record-breaking spear throw in Guinness history.
Nick: Give me your money!
Leonidas: *does a Spartan Phalanx pose* Come and Get Them!
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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