Lord dortis

Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42

Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.

by OGlover21 November 22, 2019

Lord Forza

Lord Forza is someone who has spent countless hours perfecting Forza, wether it be Motorsports or Horizon. Lord Forza must live up to the hype of being the best of the best; have the highest level, best cars, most credits, best wheel spins, bought tunes, and fastest goliath time against his mediocre friends who crash into the same trees in every race.

Xbox user GarretSk8Lisa69: Suh dude, that was a good race!

Xbox user DorseyDave: I am Lord Forza

by lisa6969 November 29, 2018

pp lord

it a god who many worship for the gift a big pp

john worshiped pp lord and his pp grew six inches that night

by blockdied January 5, 2021

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

Steam Lord

Someone who holds a substantial amount of power (socially) on the digital gaming vendor platform known as steam. This power exists in forms such as influence, reputation and one who is owner of a large group on steam. This power only exists socially and does not include the form of power Valve staff members hold. A Steam Lord is renown for their influence and the social power they posses over people. Usually a Steam Lord will coerce, or persuade his or her flock of followers/friends to perform certain task or instruct them to something.

Jack: I was in contact with a Steam Lord earlier.
Jenny: Yeah I heard you shouldn't mess with them, you'd regret it.

by Coolbird42 November 21, 2016

outside lord

grubby people who leave the house once a week and feel accomplished about it

God, that basement dweller is such an outside lord

by Indoor Lowlife May 14, 2015

Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 12, 2017