the worst school ever. located in phall md. the people suck, the school sucks, admin sucks. everything and everyone sucks. that place gave me trauma. many people say that they give kids religious trauma that will last with them. they also make gay kids hate them selves and have 0 self confidence when they graduate. everyone’s a either a fag or a whore/f boy.
things only sjs kids understand:
- weekly church even in 20° weather
- goguardian
- pizza w the bald ass priests
- safety duty
- being in band to skip class
- getting yelled at for even having a singular ring on
- no logos on socks
- recess on the muddy field/church parking lot
- that one kid w weather on the announcements
- race for education
- so. many. fucking. fundraisers.
- everyone acting like they’re the shit
- ugly uniforms
- the cringe school song
- mrs cornstarch + mrs forehead = the worst teachers
- mr ripley was a g
anyways fuck that place don’t send your kids there. it’s a waste of money go to phms.
things only sjs kids understand:
- weekly church even in 20° weather
- goguardian
- pizza w the bald ass priests
- safety duty
- being in band to skip class
- getting yelled at for even having a singular ring on
- no logos on socks
- recess on the muddy field/church parking lot
- that one kid w weather on the announcements
- race for education
- so. many. fucking. fundraisers.
- everyone acting like they’re the shit
- ugly uniforms
- the cringe school song
- mrs cornstarch + mrs forehead = the worst teachers
- mr ripley was a g
anyways fuck that place don’t send your kids there. it’s a waste of money go to phms.
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: st hoes
person 1: OH! s
person 2: unfortunately. saint joseph school fullerton sucks
person 2: st hoes
person 1: OH! s
person 2: unfortunately. saint joseph school fullerton sucks
by slayest slayer January 3, 2023
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( SMM kids talking)
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.
by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017
Get the saint cecilia omaha ne mug.high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.
by someone who goes to sahs co 20 September 9, 2021
Get the saint augustine high school mug.When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.
Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
by SilasBirch March 16, 2021
Get the Saint Patty’s Day Treat mug.An all boy’s school located in the Bronx. (also on the border of Mount Vernon) . Popular for basketball games, also known as an opportunity for girls from other schools to seek men. You’ll find kids skipping class and feening out other students on campus. A lot of kids from Mount end up going to college however, because they do enough work just to skate by. They also try to get bitches from all girls schools so they can cheat on them. Commonly use the phrase “donna slaps” , specifically used by a certain group of males there.
“Hes from mount
saint micheals academy so of course hes going to play you”
Nobody:
Mount saint michaels academy Boys: Donna slaps
saint micheals academy so of course hes going to play you”
Nobody:
Mount saint michaels academy Boys: Donna slaps
by donnaslaps04 March 12, 2019
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Hey! I went to st.Catherine’s high school it was amazing!
Oh really? I want to go! How is it spelled fully?
Saint Catherine’s high school!
Oh really? I want to go! How is it spelled fully?
Saint Catherine’s high school!
by Urban letters June 9, 2021
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At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah
by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022
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