spreads

going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.

by stmary February 1, 2013

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008

Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.

Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”

by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022

spread

someone who you wouldn't mind fucking.

aye my nigga! Megan Good is some spread breh.

-I know she bad af

by Gas Pedal twerk April 7, 2013

The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022

Spread

To fuck a woman.
Refers to spreading a woman's legs to fuck her.

I would sure like a spread her.

by Judge dredd7 January 9, 2012

Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.

Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.

by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021