GRAND SLAM

That moment when you come home pissed, then end up Throwing up/pissing/shitting yourself at the same time.

Arrr mate, I ended up having a Grand Slam last night, all over my bed sheets.

by PurpleAki-thelength February 6, 2020

Piano Slam

n. Loud noise that is heard in horror situations that sounds as if someone is slamming there hands on the keys of a piano

Sometimes its not the jumpscare, but the piano slam that really gets me.

by Sir Aaricus March 29, 2013

goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

by Akarune May 15, 2014

piece of slam

a small portion of one strand of feces

You get on my nerves so bad! You are a piece of slam!

by Doobdalda September 26, 2006

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 5, 2004

slam dunk

the act of shitting in your hand and inserting said piece of faeces into the gaping mouth of a bystander, best served to a person you have a beef with.

Dude, I just slam dunked Cheryl. She deserved it.

by VenusFigure December 16, 2011

Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.

Sympathy slam?

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third June 5, 2010