Race Neutral

Not for ethnic fights like: (All Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter)
Human lives matter, FOH!!!!!!
Let's respect each other for being human though. The only race there is the human race. Racists don't mean shit and are an Earth disgrace.

The kid that was born on July 5th 1997 turned out to be race neutral the entire time.

by Legal Gang$ta May 16, 2019

race walking

Race walking everyone at the track meets thinks its really easy cause you walk but no its one of the hardest events to do but it's funny to watch us racewalkers we take it serious. The reason why it's hard is because you walk a mile and your shins hurt and your throat burn from the air and it's death but fun

Advice - don't eat before your race

"I shouldn't have eaten that food"
"Ahhhhh my shins!!!
" I wonder what my time is?"
"Did I make it"

"Ughhh the dq flags"

"Oo finally it's a nice offical"
" NOOOOO I'm not ready"

"Where are they the officials"

"Omg um running late few I'm not late"
"Uhhhh we have the same number"
" ahhhh I have to go to the bathroom so bad I need to get this race walking done where are the officials"
"Yeah who's ready to race walk"

by Xcrunner2k18 December 16, 2018

Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.

Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun

by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018

Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.

"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"

by Vet Student December 19, 2011

Race Play

Sexual role play between black and white men in which all political correctness (especially verbal) is abandoned in favor of sexual pleasure and fullfillment.

Racist Chic

Q: "You into race play?"
A: "Yeah, absolutely, love it?"

by jamaica55 July 18, 2009

race confused

someone who just happens to forget what colour they are and what country they come from.

Tom: hey that kids been rapping for years
Gavin: yeh but he's english and caucasian, who does he think he is? the race confused guy.

by chillido March 19, 2007

racing boxers

boxers with skid marks through them

Branden: have you seen my racing boxers?

Ray and Chris: what are those?

Branden: My boxers that have all the skid marks in them!

Ex: Branden sharts all the time in his racing boxers!

by Ray and Chris September 30, 2006