A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.
Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...
by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015
Get the Magic Closet mug.someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
Get the closet jerk mug.Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.
by PDuckWin May 22, 2010
Get the Closet Caller mug.A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021
Get the dog closet mug.A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
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