Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Shlongtermalzheimentia

Someone who has short and long term memory loss that comes and goes either way but never in a pattern. His particular individuals can't forget what they're talking about while they're speaking about it. But at the same time remember things that happened days ago that are now irrelevant.

I swear Danny has shlongtermalzheimentia, he can't remember stealing denos stuff but he can remember donating candy to the foster foundation!

by That dude 1time March 3, 2023

shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.

girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'

by karon69 March 9, 2023

Saloni

Saloni will be the most kind hearted person in your life.She will Laugh with u through ur good times and cry with u through your rough times.If u have a saloni in your life than you will be the luckiest person in the world

Slayy saloni

by #Guacamolekeeplaugjing March 11, 2023

Salonika

A person who owns a fuckload of salons.

"Did you hear Monika just opened up another salon in town? Ugh, she's such a salonika."

by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued April 3, 2023

Shlonk

A Nickname that mari and yuri use for eachother, often used to show affevtion and care

"Come here shlonk"
"Okay shlonk i love u"
"Give me a kiss shlonkipoo"

by Shlonki May 1, 2023