Shoe size

when a guy has a big dick

Wow, he's a shoe size of 10!

by im a man bitches. August 25, 2018

Shwize

When you have a massive boner that sticks out of your pants

Yo dawg i tried to hide my shwize but i couldnt!

by Shwizemaster Shwize May 2, 2003

Swie-back

sweetened bread which is baked to a crisp.

by Paul C June 1, 2003

soize

to have big guns, ie. big arms. to be very muscely

Aisling: Rorys lookin well today.
Lauren: yeah he's got soize!

by susie shannon February 27, 2008

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011

Sizelove

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. The Sizelove can triple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny. They tend to be artistic and love expressing themselves. Job fields they tend to excel in include tattooing, photography, anything musical, and of course porn-super stars.

A boy in Washington named Watermelindria Sizelove turned sideways and poked an asian girl in china. Said female later reported that she became a paraplegic and would never walk again due to said accident. This is what she had to say "我喜歡的大小"
Translation: "i loved the size"

by Dr. Slutsky December 1, 2011

Size queen

A person who only has sex with people with larger than average penises. Alternatively known as an Imaad.

You only take 12 inches? Damn you're such a size queen imaad

by Itsshaks February 12, 2022