light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

by the onion! June 23, 2007

the sneaky bait and switch

When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.

While my roommate was passed out,we dis the sneaky bait and switch on him.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Switch ‘n smash

When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.

-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)

by Tettroc January 5, 2021

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008

hit the panic switch

To have a mental breakdown. Used in the song "Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups.

Scott, come home NOW, these kids are driving me crazy, I'm about to hit the panic switch!

by ergo lady February 10, 2010

switch frontside noseslide

to snort a line of cocaine using the other nostral oppose to using the nostral you regularly snort coke with.

Noah did a switch frontside noseslide on a gorilla finger that $trizz broke out for him.

by Uphill $trizzy October 11, 2006