Swannington

Small village in North West Leicestershire. Home to one pub, a pretty bad Indian restaurant and people who are constantly watching you and staring at you weirdly if you are from outside.
Notable landmarks include a ruined windmill and the remains of an incline.

In summary: It's pretty shite.

+ We're moving to Swannington, me duck.
- Nobody lives there, mate! It's empty as...

by WillieSpency May 12, 2019

Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.

Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night

by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019

Washington

Our highschools are full of drug addicts, we have seattle, lots of green and rain, original Starbucks, that’s it. Also there are 2 types of people, one who HAS TO STAY INSTATE FOR COLLEGE or the ones going as far away as possible

“Like Washington D.C?”

by Sì November 30, 2019

Swannington

A former mining village in north-west Leicestershire which is notoriously boring and renowned for having nothing to do. If you're looking for fun, go to Ashby. You're wasting your time here.

- I'm going to Swannington to spend the weekend, mate.
- Why go to Swannington? There's nothing there!
- I know, it's going to suck.

by WillieSpency December 14, 2019

Washington Wisk

When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.

Much better with friends.

Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Washington

Dilo stofong, Letswai nameng

Biggy ke Washington

by BIGGY'S iPhone 11 June 14, 2020

Swannington

An extremely boring town in North West Leicestershire where only creepy pensioners live, close to Coalville and just up the road from Whitwick. All they have there is a shitty Indian restaurant, a ruined railway station and an abandoned windmill called Hough Mill.

"Unfortunately, I'm off to Swannington this weekend. I won't enjoy it."

by WillieSpency December 17, 2020