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Stress sack

When you use your mans testicles to alleviate stress. Gently squeezing the squishiness
Baby I have so much going on right now can I please use your stress sack!
by Ninarose2456 November 6, 2022
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while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
Oh god, this is stress-af.
by adenHo August 28, 2022
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Stressfuk

A well-thought-out adjective that defines a stressful-as-fuck situation where your brain goes sideways due to the amount of stress you have to endure.
"I have a list of stressfuk tasks with the shortest deadlines possible. I'm going nuts."
by casque October 3, 2022
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Stressfuk

An adjective defining a stressful-as-fuck situation where you go nuts due to the amount of stress you must endure.
"Timo has a list of stressfuk tasks with the shortest deadlines possible. He's close to blowing his brains out."
by casque October 3, 2022
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Stress Inflation

Stress inflation is the concept that as time progresses, stress and anxiety among the population get worse. Hence the demand for more mental health drugs and treatments.
"Is it getting better, or is the stress just leveling out, or am I spiraling."

"No, actually it's like inflation. Stress Inflation."
by CrayCrayGRL October 10, 2022
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Stress-gaming

A person who plays video games as a escape from reality to relieve.

You know, they even try to make games realistic while we all try to escape reality horrors playing them but they end up looking dope so it's kind of fun to play them.
Person 1 is stress-gaming because they had an argument with their family.
by ScohWax May 8, 2023
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Stressioniety

A mixture of stress, depression and anxiety.
When trying to do too much with your life but would prefer to crawl up into a ball and rock back and forth.
She is dealing with a lot of stressioniety right now.
by ez1023 June 17, 2023
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