Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas_in yo mouth77 November 15, 2010

Stackers Delight

When having sexual intercouse, you must stand up and do cartwheels while having the male genitals still engaged with the vagina. this may result in slight pain, so it might be slightly neccesary to scream, " O, Strackers!!!!"
This position should not be used unless you and your partner are very flexible, this position can result in injury

That Wangatsa freakin did the stackers delight last nite with his girlfriend. man it must have hurt, cuz she screamed, "O Stackers!!!"

by C-Cos November 4, 2007

Stalkerific

A term used of joy or to define anything in general, depends on the conversation.

Those shoes are stalkerific!

Were going to your grandmother's at four...
Stalkerific....

by sameguywhomademellek February 6, 2009

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

stalkergitis

a unknown syndrome that occurs when a person who feels the need to stalk someone of interest all of a sudden especially when its out of their character.

My ex boyfriend Mike has come down with stalkergitis he follows everywhere.

by Guiseppe Danger! May 1, 2010

stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.

jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....

by lexn December 8, 2010