when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”
by ppnoggins January 15, 2023
Get the squirrel in a headlockmug. The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.
by IIT41II November 4, 2021
Get the Squirrel Puffinmug. by Tunod81 November 24, 2017
Get the punching the squirrelmug. My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.
by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013
Get the Squirrel Ballsmug. the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen
Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up
squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population
by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021
Get the squirrel uprisingmug. When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.
Jerome: Ah hell yeah!
Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?
Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!
Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?
Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!
by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018
Get the squirrel gagmug. by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010
Get the Squirrel Peekingmug.