Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021

Strong squeeze

A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*

Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*

Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand*

by bha gilani September 30, 2009

Gamma Squeeze

A Gamma Squeeze is a stock moving higher because people who sold “out of the money”stock option Calls are caught by a rapidly increasing stock price very close to the time decay expiration of the Call that they sold.

Tesla shot passed $1000 a share on a gamma squeeze. People who is sold out of the money options were scrambling to cover them by buying shares.

by Trentism October 28, 2021

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

squeeze a gay

Something you can do to your gay friend if they need it

Me:*exists*
Jo:*squeeze a gay*

by raybeez July 6, 2022

Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)

"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."

by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024