Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

potent spunk

Justin wiseman’s beautiful cock he plays on PlayStation.

I want to fuck potent spunk

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble

“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

Spunk Dap

The wearing of a used Wank Sock.

I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.

by GrumpyJedi May 30, 2023

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 June 30, 2024

Spunked up

To pop shit to the mask

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self

by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025