monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

spinks

an inbred with spikey hair and no brain
often gets angry for no reason
an ugly shit

have you seen that spinks, such an ugly shit

by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009

Spunkfart

When iiMatty farts on your face and then cums on your teeth.

Phoenix "can I have a spunkfart matty" then he spunks on her teeth and farts in her face

by Skeleton g June 12, 2017

Spunk fish

A little fish picture that I made on my belly with spunk, after I'd cum.

Ooh look. A little spunk fish on my belly. Let me lick you up. <lick/><lick/> Mmm, mmm, tasty little devil, weren't we now.

by JBarleycorn August 21, 2003

spunkarific

a very nice way to decorate your front room

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


that was rather spunkarific care for some tea nad crumpets after the cricket

by POUIP January 15, 2003

spunkathon

A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.

Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

woman spunk

When ones female admirer hasn't had sex in sometime. It fills with woman's spunk

Cez was so gagging for hendo so much she filled with woman spunk

by Hendoandcezmondo March 17, 2017