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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025
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Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025
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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes
James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!
by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025
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SPUNK

Newest Wave of Puff print hoodies coming out in december.
Yo did u get the new SPUNK drop
by Not Yassin September 3, 2023
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