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Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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Coast'splaining

When a smug west coast or northeast coast liberals talks over or tries to 'splain to liberals in the south. Often in a condescending and holier than thou manner.
West Coast Liberal: "I'm glad hollywood is pulling out of the south"

Southern Liberal: "That's only going to hurt us"

West Coast Liberal: "If you don't like it, you should just move"

Southern Liberal: "Maybe I want to stay and fight... stop coast'splaining!"
by ModEschar June 4, 2019
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wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
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Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.
Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!
by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020
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stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.
Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.
by mlhiss May 7, 2020
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
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