Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Sponge Horse

1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.

2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.

1. Shut up Bob, stop being such a sponge horse!

2. HAHA, Bob!! You spongehorse!! Heehee

by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008

spongeanuse

Spongeanuse is a word that means something that can be interpeted in different ways. Some people think that spongeanuse is a good thing and others that it is bad.

Katy, Emily, and Chance look so cool with their spongeanuse rolling Dora the Explorer bookbags.

by spongeanuselover March 25, 2010

spongenugget

A synonym for the human male penis.

Guy - Dude, I just beat your killstreak.

Other Guy - You're such a spongenugget.

by Rushette March 16, 2011

spongetourage

To be followed or surrounded by an entourage of friends who never seem to be able to afford your lifestyle and thus sponge off you.

Standing at the bar ordering a drinks, everyone put their order in but when it came to paying, no one seemed to have cash. Excuses ranged from, "I lost my wallet in the toilet cubicle", "forgot my pin number at the atm" to "promise the next round is mine". My spongetourage is truly well and following me.

by leilawurm May 11, 2013

Sponge Cum

The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.

Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.

by Andrwyn January 22, 2014

spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

by maimersiful January 23, 2014