splooge

Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.

They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)

by Hastimata June 6, 2018

Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

by carla99999 June 12, 2018

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Splooge

to ejaculate manly juices aka sperm.

my roommate left her splooged clothes on the floor

by mrtr July 19, 2018

Splooge Milk

Another word for cum

Jack: Bro i saw Chad cleaning up his splooge milk in the bathroom.

by Lil Mayonnaise August 2, 2018

Shloonie

Of the down east vernacular.

Cold, windy, rainy. Generally crappy weather.

Better grab your slicker Dan. It’s gonna get shloonie out there.

by Pappa January 14, 2019

splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.

nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.

by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019