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The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

old spanish 

a drink. one part red wine, one part tonic water, served with olives
cooter burger was pouring himself an old spanish as jack donaghy walked into his office
old spanish by scissorscapo October 18, 2012

AP Spanish 

an AP class taken by most Mexicans who already know Spanish and take this class to get an automatic 5 on the AP exam.
Carlos: "Hey Juanita, what'd you get on the AP Spanish AP test?"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"
AP Spanish by Bartholomew Peanuts September 7, 2013

Female Spanish Teacher 

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.
My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

study spanish 

While some may use the term, to "study spanish" purely as a means to enrich their minds with the language, the other use is to smoke marijuana, also known as Mary Jane, weed, ganja, herbal remedies, herb, pot, spanish, etc. The use of this term usually arises when there are those who are not on friendly terms with their green friend.
Usually when you study, there is a test. This test is NAZI zombies. Spanish and Zombies are synonymous with each other. If you're going to play Zombies, you better have been studying, OR YOU WILL FAIL.
Hey, bro we got our test soon. you wanna study spanish?

Hey guys Mike, Tony and I are gonna branch off and study some spanish. Have fun at the party without us!

9th grade spanish 

Jarod brought a fucking scooter to spanish class and now we made a dance move out it.
9th grade Spanish is funny because he's here
9th grade spanish by Jaroko January 16, 2019