Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy Legs

Something to annoy random people with

"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"

by The Create Soggy Legs June 11, 2018

soggy meatball

When a pitcher cannot throw very hard, so he rainbows the ball!

When Jeff throws BP he only throws soggy meatballs!

by Ellis Jemingu February 17, 2018

Soggy Almond

Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.

Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond

by cross-cross stitch May 28, 2020

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.

Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.

by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013