Cincinnati slow job 

The act of wrapping cold bacon around the penis and standing in a hot shower.

Jon liked to start each day with a Cincinnati slow job.
" I don't have time for a Cincinnati slow job, I guess I'll just pan fry the bacon"
"That's not a bowl of icecream!, that's a Cincinnati slow job!

Cincinnati slow job by eriktion August 31, 2014

slow bill 

An endearing name for the slowest people on the earth, the ones that act like they are intoxicated most of the time. easily fall down or heart themselves, usually take others out with them.

hey look at slow bill, he just fell down because he stepped on a wasp in the living room

slow bill by ~DT~ March 5, 2009

Slow-motion Headbanging 

When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.

Hey, did you see that kid slow-motion headbanging in Math class today? What an idiot.

Slow-motion Headbanging by ohmylanta! May 24, 2009

Slow it 

Often said to a lower classman or frosh who is acting like a spaz, trying to be cool.

Freshman grom: gwing gwing
(swings on cafeteria bars)

senior: Slow it, you barney!!

Slow it by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

Slow horse 

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!

Slow horse by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010

slow pooper 

Slow pooper steals bathroom stalls when you really have to go. Slow poopers can sits on toilet for extended period of time up to an hour.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.

O shit them wings didnt agree with me. I gotta go to the bathroom now, damn slow pooper is in the way.

I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.

slow pooper by superguuy November 19, 2013

Slow RP Replies

A roleplayer who has many drafts to do, but contentiously puts them off until they pile up to about 47 drafts. A roleplayer who promises to get replies done that day, but does not.

Lisa the Slow RP Replies Queen: "I will get all 47 of my drafts done tonight! I swear--oh look a funny gif, teheheh." /reblogs the funny gif and forgets about drafts

Slow RP Replies by tatakau January 22, 2014