situationship

same as going on dates or seeing someone but became a new thing for God knows what reason

Dumbass: Guess what? I just got into a situationship.
Person: tf is a situationship?

by turquoisekoala January 19, 2026

Situational

Someone who isn't necessarily gay but will engage in homosexuality if it's convenient or lucrative.

David isn't gay, he's situational. He's only with Steve because Steve pays his way in life.

by Tali777 March 17, 2026

Situationship

A term used to tell someone that they don't really actually like them.

Yeh, me and Sally are in a situationship.
So its not serious?

by pinkenetics May 16, 2025

situationship

(sichUAshonship) the label for a relationship between two people that is messy and not trustworthy. usually used by two people being in multaple relationships

how is jake and missys situationship going

by brainrotkid May 23, 2025

Shituation

A dire series of circumstances that one finds themselves in

Anthony described to Mark a series of mistakes the client made in their database, that cause a cascading effect on their work day. It was quite the Shituation

by DorkChocolate June 30, 2025

Situationship

A Victorian term for sexual harassment, especially of household servants.

"I told Scruggs if she didn't start making herself more amenable to my advances, she was liable to find herself out of a situation."
"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?

by Arcadia Jane Berger July 18, 2025

situation

a position of employment; a job.

"My sister has a good situation as a teacher in the local school."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025