Super Slide

When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.

(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes

(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)

by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019

Shit'n'slide

When 3 naked children poo on the kitchen floor and make a slide out of it.

Sick i walked in on my sisters kids making a shit'n'slide the other day, sicker than the time I walked on Jason workin the gherkin

by GonzoPunch February 10, 2009

the slip and slide

To have sexual intercourse.

Her vagina was so wet and tight that it felt like playing the I was playing the slip and slide with her when I had my erect penis inside her cunt.

by PusssyKittyKat April 25, 2010

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012

Slidee

a woman who gets done anally while going down a slide.

Slidee: hey im slidee!
Hannah: whys your nickname slidee?
Slidee: i got done up the arse on a slide!

by chokablok December 25, 2007

Bologna Slices

huge areolas, very large nipples.

that chick I was porking had huge bologna slices!

by truckstop September 2, 2008