simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

simp

will smith

A: Yall see the simp slap Chris Rock yesterday
B: You mean Will Smith ?

by waverullahi March 28, 2022

Simp

you. You're the simp.

Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude

by splashmountainigga February 1, 2022

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022

Simp

Will Smith

That Will Smith is such a simp.

by Authoritative Authoritarian March 31, 2022

Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls

‘You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓

by Daster123 April 4, 2022

Simp

A person who will travel to Mcdonalds in order to buy 20 chicken nuggets and give it to the person that they want to be with.

Yesterday Ryan became a simp

by Borratte April 8, 2022