puss stuffer

a guy wit a huge dick

hey,maria i fucked greg last night. He is a puss stuffer.That boy is huge. U might wanna git u some of that

by rasheeda a.k.a rocky December 14, 2006

mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009

Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic

I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.

by JimBim2 April 15, 2009

Army shuffle

the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going

I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.

by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009

Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.

I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009

Chronic stuff

chronic stuff is a term used to describe the drug marijuana or commonly known as weed.

Matt loves to par take in the smoking of the chronic stuff on a daily basis.

by marine matt December 22, 2009

eBay Shuffle

When a person buys an item on eBay, then for whatever reason, lists the item back for sale on eBay at a later date. This process could continue indefinitely among different buyers and sellers.

I just bought a laptop on eBay and it arrived with broken pixels. Guess it's time to do the ol' eBay Shuffle and list it back on the 'Bay!

by Analog Rocker October 20, 2009