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windy shrimp

Where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.
"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"

"Yeah man?"

"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"

"No way!"

"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"
windy shrimp by Kreetofa March 4, 2006

Dirty Shrimp 

When you stick your finger in someones butt and it looks like a Shrimp before you clean it.
Tami stuck her finger up Hannons ass and gave him a dirty shrimp
Dirty Shrimp by TamiPatUconn October 23, 2007

searing the jumbo shrimp 

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

Jumbo Shrimp 

One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.
"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, he's a jumbo shrimp."
Jumbo Shrimp by "ode" April 9, 2006

ass shrimp 

an adjective to describe a person who has passed the value of being an asshole
omfg david ur such a ass shrimp.
ass shrimp by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Butterfly Shrimp kick 

The Butterfly Shrimp kick is a last resort for Buddhist monks to defend themselves and their monestarys. It is when a monk leaps into the air and driving their foot down through the enemies body down the center of it but intentionally leaving the spine intact, the victim then falls with the body resembling butterfly Shrimp. (It also considered a war crime in most Eastern countries).
My father was in the Chinese army and when he attacked a Buddhist monestary they killed him with the Butterfly Shrimp Kick.