Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.

After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets

by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020

Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!

Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!

by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021

Holy Shité

Like saying holy shit but more sw@g

Friend: holy shit!

You: *puts on sunglasses* holy shité!

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

It is an incredible zealous drive where even SHIT is talking to me.

I know ANAL ALAN is due to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER tonight because SHIT is saying EAT SHIT SHIT which is lower than USS SHIT and uss is UU SHIT SHIT.

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 22, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

All the definitions of this need to be posted.

A MANDATORY SHITEATER if it had it's period would sit and consume SHIT IN THE MANDATORY.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT August 26, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

How they want me to EAT SHIT in SAN BRUNO.

Can I be honest as a MANDATORY SHITEATER I love to do the real thing on the CHERRY PROJECTION SCREENS EATING PHYSICAL HUMAN SHIT in as many ways as possible literally.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

It happens to be only acceptable in the WOMANDATORY. and the GLAMPING activities.

If you are going to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER you can't do it in the MANDATORY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY September 1, 2021