Goonk Shaloonk

a phrase to describe any instance where you get brutally, royally, and absolutely fucked up the butt by someone or something or a situation.

Luke: "My foreskin restoration device ripped my chaffed cock off!!!"
Oz: "Get goonk shaloonked chief."

by noobgoonker69 June 4, 2019

Mr Shannon

This is the Head teacher of Great sankey high. He goes by many names like "Shannon the cannon" and "Shan dog" he is a mega nonce and has a gang of teachers who wear orang hi-visual vests

(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
Written by yazali599

Here comes Mr Shannon the dirty pig

by fghfhcccccccccccgfghvbjkl May 4, 2020

Jolynn Shannon

One of the best friends anyone could ask for! She’s literally perfection!

Did you see jolynn Shannon? She’s perfect!

by Itsmebitches0493 June 24, 2020

Alex Shannon

A wool who says he's scouse.

Hi I'm Alex Shannon

by PG_003 September 25, 2020

Queen Shannon's bday

Queen shannon's bday is the day when the queen of 🇵🇪 was born. Her birthday is celebrated the 14th september each year. As you should know, she's an important person so you must give her a chocolate ice cream cake.

Hey! It's Queen Shannon's bday let's go buy some chocolate ice cream cake.

by 1l1kepan1n1sx0x0 September 11, 2020

Hit Shannon wallis day

You can hit Shannon wallis anywhere on every Wednesday

Hit Shannon wallis day you can hit her on every Wednesday.

by Epicgamer6969696969 October 13, 2020

Mrs Shannon

Mrs Shannon is one of the most wonderful people inside and out. She cares deeply about people who are in her good books. Once she likes you she will do anything and everything for you and with you. She is a genuinely lovely and good hearted person to know and be around. She is caring kind and once you get to know her has a great sense of humour. She may come across firm and cold but really she is the biggest softie who just cares about you. She has been through hard times but now is truly happy. If you know or are cares about by a Mrs Shannon then treasure them because they truly are amazing people.

The nice person over there is such a Mrs Shannon!

by Meredithxoxo October 15, 2021