Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021

Shade

The powerful beast who kills and retracts and does it over and over with his partner SPADE…

Hey is the shade?
Yes we better run

by [e-mail] June 11, 2021

Big Shade

Extremely shady person, selfish or stingy person, bitch

Big Shade over in the corner has an ounce of dro but won't even smoke.

by B-rah November 24, 2003

clairo shade

Everyone and everything seems to shade the talented singer Clairo. Once you notice it, you see Clairo shade everywhere

A: yay im having brat summer
B: clairo shade spotted
A: how??
B: well you are certainly not bumpin that to clairo songs

by aa_gerych August 21, 2024

baby no shade

The phrase 'baby no shade' means that someone is being honest or straightforward about what they are saying or doing.

Person 1: I heard you and wassaname beef is that true?
Person 2: baby no shade that beef is one sided ash

by Zeyybliceem October 9, 2024

shaded gizzard

When a girl queefs into your urethra hence inflating your balls.

Last week Samantha got me with a crazy shaded gizzard and my balls inflated like a hot air balloon.

by shaded gizzard November 29, 2024

51 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.

I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard

by slantough January 11, 2025