senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.

Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.

by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023

Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021

Seniorized

Another word for old. Describing an old person without calling them old.

Man:Dude that chick is old but i dont wanna say anything.
Chick: She's so Seniorized

by kAyLee September 28, 2012

"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.

I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.

by yogator January 6, 2022

Jayvon Senior

Cute,smart,loving all around all a loving soul

Jayvon Senior loves helping people in need

by KevinDeBruyne February 19, 2021

senior soup

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots

senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017