sailor moon 

A dull and repetitive anime. One of the biggest targets in anime fandom for "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE SO YOU KNOW NOTHING!" This is not true. The original Japanese version is just as bad or worse as this show, and the manga and live-action versions are no better. Stick with Cowboy Bebop, or better yet, get over your anime craze altogether, you demented furry.

Boy, Sailor Moon is hot.

I wanna fuck Sailor Moon up her tight little ass!

God, Sailor Moon's TV show sucks. Imma watch me some Sailor Moon hentai.

sailor moon by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005

sailors compass 

a sexual move that two gay men perform together, it is when the one man that is recieving the penis, his penis turns in a clockwork motion or spins.

look that man just gave him a sailors compass! gross!

sailors compass by The Kenny K January 2, 2006

Salty Sailor

The embodiment of pure human hatred.
Used only in the most necessary of circumstances.
Refers to the most extreme of human hatred towards another living being, at an almost indescribable magnitude.

He killed my wife and children.
Burned my house to the ground.
Blackmailed me for ten years.
I could kill that salty sailor.

Salty Sailor by The S.S. March 22, 2009

Michigan Sailboat 

A sexual maneuver where one goes to the corner of the room and does handstand push-ups whilst someone else sodomizes a six-year-old.

Me and my boy Oscar Pendleton totally Michigan sailboated last night with his little cousin.

Michigan Sailboat by marblegoggles August 23, 2010

Sailor Moon Viz Dub 

A mediocre, cash grab dub of the popular anime Sailor Moon, created in 2014 by Viz Media. A lot of misguided people watch it because they claim it is "very accurate to the Japanese," but in reality, the Viz dub is filled with alterations, censorships, lousy and often unfitting voices, uncle jokes, and all-around cringe. Watchers of the Viz dub often try to justify Viz by saying it is better than the previous dub from 20 years ago, but this is just a lame act of denial.

Note: It is very possible Viz no longer even owns the rights to Sailor Moon in America, due to Viz Media's history with losing licenses, along with the fact they removed all blocks on YouTube of Sailor Moon.

Person: Dude, the Sailor Moon Viz dub is great!
Contrarian: No, they made an "over 9000" joke and got a character's name wrong for 22 episodes.
Person: Yeah, well... I-it's better than the DiC dub!!

Sailor Moon Viz Dub by SailorStarHealer December 25, 2020

floppy eared sailor 

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

floppy eared sailor by GDUN August 14, 2007

Sailor stomp 

This rare phenomenon where a giant foot - which has received a homage in pop culture such as the television show "The Monty Python" due to its mysterious nature - lowers out of the sky every 120 years to target an unsuspecting sailor. This is called 'Sailor Stomp Syndrome'; shortened to 'Sailor Stomp

SPLATT! "omg they got gay john(the sailor)"
he got sailor stomped :(
awwwwwwwwwww

Sailor stomp by Berin April 22, 2006