The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018
Get the Swedish Harmonicamug. Fun fact - Swedish fish not only come in the top 10 on the worldwide favorites list but, also have a 17.4% higher sales record over avocados!
by smash1 June 9, 2022
Get the Swedish Fishmug. A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.
by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024
Get the Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person)mug. Another enigmatically-awesome limited release from Caldwell, the Caldwell Lost and Found Swedish Delight showcases an oily Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over Dominican binder and a propriety blend of vintage, long-leaf tobaccos from the Dominican Republic. This balanced blend recipe gives life to a silky and mellow tasting profile with poppin’ woody flavor. Keeping in line with the rest of the Lost & Found cigars, these are vintage sticks that Robert Caldwell “discovered” in his travels and re-branded for limited release. What can we say, the man has good taste.
by Gainmymind December 20, 2021
Get the Swedish Delightmug. A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.
High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.
High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
Get the swedish conditionsmug. 
When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk
Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018
Get the swedish milkmug.