sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 08, 2015

Dick Sweater

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

by Dickuare December 10, 2017

sweater thursday

An international day of the week known as “sweater thursday” where people from all races and backgrounds wear sweaters.

Origin: Hickory Ridge High School
Creator: Banks Maynard

Jim: What’s tomorrow?
Banks: Jim, tomorrow is sweater thursday!

by banksmaynard October 12, 2017

Canadian Sweater

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking

Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.

by nomma regor July 14, 2022

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023

Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.

Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.

by davidmai April 02, 2015

droopy sweater

a piece of shit loser that nobody cares about

hey, have you ever heard of droopy sweater on twitter.com?

who?

by droooopy March 10, 2021