Straight-Washing

The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.

Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”

by DrunkenSamurai June 23, 2018

straight booling

Like booling but more chill. Usually done with da boiz and can accompany hookey. Often involves drugs.

We be straight booling with these cookies yo

by Chuck Cracker March 26, 2019

Straight Bear

A hetero male who enjoys the typical "bear" aesthetic.

Paul thought David was a very cuddly bear, until David shared his pornhub preferences at the beer trivia night two weeks ago. Then Paul understood that David was a straight bear.

by Tiltakilt420 March 31, 2020

Straightboy69420

godly reddit user

the reddit user is better than JackSucksAtLife in everyway possible if it wasnt for Straightboy69420 jack would only have 1 sub and that would be his mother

Straightboy69420 should be the next king

JackSucksDick - Straightboy69420

by Straightboy69420Fanboy October 12, 2021

No straight

Phrase used after a homosexual inadvertently says something that sounds straight.

Homosexual: "Her titties look great in that dress." ... "No straight."

by BeauMW May 16, 2011

not straight

anyone whom isn't 100% straight

I'm not straight, why we need to prove our sexuality when you straight people don't?

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004