Stonedism

A Religion Based Around Mr Stoned. A Real Person. On Discord.

"Oh no sorry, i support Stonedism"

by Mr Stoned December 1, 2021

stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.

1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck

by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022

Stoned

When you smoke to much bud and feel completely out of this world. Get the mean munchies and eat like a fucken pig. Chur

Person 1: Fuck my gewl how stoned did you get?
Person 2: Fuck my sis stoned enough to make me out of this world
Person 1: Shit my gewl no more buds for you lol

by Heartysis January 27, 2022

Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 29, 2022

stooked

this word means when you are amazed and confused at the same time.
e.g. "ayo bro im stooked how you did that my famalama ding dong."

ayo bro im stooked how you did that my famalama ding dong

by legenchees April 27, 2022

stonker

A large packed joint

Thank fuck that days over, time for a fuckin stonker

by Big Kev Macd July 24, 2022

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

by EllaL173 August 14, 2022