squid

A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.

I have a big cheesy squid.

by snibbles April 17, 2011

squid motorcyclist

A derogatory term for a newbie motorcycle rider who doesn't know much about riding

I thought that squid motorcyclist was gonna lay it down or cause a wreck!

by HarleyRidingGrandma October 15, 2015

dirt squid

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses

Aaron voss you are a dirt squid

by joeynomercy February 3, 2010

Squid

A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.

...now there goes one salty squid!

by dougesoul March 19, 2003

Squidgy

Ahhh, that feeling on and about the lips and gums when you bite into a mushroom cap <legal kind>, a combination of a squeeky sound and a sponge-like chattering on the surface of your teeth.

The "squidgy" feeling from the 'shrooms only got more pronounced after the dressing was applied...

by C. Brooks July 23, 2008

Squid face

Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.

Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.

by DirtyWebster February 5, 2010

Squiddy

Adjective: A way to describe someone who is weak in character. (e.g. a little bitch)

- Yo, give me back my cornflakes you SQUIDDY ass bitch! or
- So i was talking with this real SQUIDDY motherfucker... or
- Don't be actin' all SQUIDDY...little squiddy ass baby-back bitch.

by H Izzy September 24, 2006