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One who spunks; usually a ratty, be-shellsuited chav type, the names of whose conquests (if known) are invariably found carved into trees, benches, parked cars an' that, just after they've been fucked.
"Spunka woz ere"; "Spunka 4 Shazza"
spunka by Spunktastico October 12, 2008

Skunky Peaved 

The state of being drunk and high at the same time.
I smoked loads then drank loads last night, I was skunky peaved!
Skunky Peaved by Benjalex July 8, 2009
Another word for sperm. Usually implies that the spunk is white and extremely thick.

Spunk is typically large in quantity.
"Aye, Daniel! It looks like your dad spunked all over your face...ha-ha!"
spunk by Gylo Williams November 20, 2015
Spunk--meaning 'Happy'
"I am very spunk today"
"I'm so spunk that I could take the world on my shoulders"

"I AM PREGNANT! I AM SO SPUNK"
Spunk by GalmyLouffy October 18, 2016

skunky mcfunkybutt 

A man that doesn't shower for days at a time, that wears the same clothes for weeks usually a duster or trench coat
RavenWolf is such a Skunky Mcfunkybutt I cannot stand his stench!
skunky mcfunkybutt by CDF this January 25, 2008
"So how was last night with that american guy?"
"I can still taste his spunk."
Spunk by KingKavaan May 4, 2015