soldier

n., 1. professional killer. 2. defender of the State. 3. First line of defense for the rich and powerful against all who would oppose them. 4. a patriot who needs someone to tell them how to dress and act. 5. someone who will make a fine police officer.

I saw that soldier spear a baby on his bayonet after disemboweling it's mother. Then I saw another soldier standing on top of a naked prisoner and laughing. God Bless America.

by sponge bob May 13, 2005

nubish soldier

a form of a nub; widely know as a miniature human that is, and never will the in the "mood" to do any physical interaction of the body. (commonly possesses a small penis)

Alex: "Did u see Aidan not wrestle against me"

Chris: "He must of not been in the mood"

Alex: "What a nubish soldier!"

by R1.mma.nub August 24, 2009

Tourettes soldier

A person in the military who suffers from tourettes syndrome

Sgt Nelson- "Private casualty report"
Tourettes Soldier - "Tons of ASS!"
Sgt Nelson - "We need some covering fire coporal!"
Tourettes Soldier - " Cover my FUCKING NIPPLES!

by ufcfan71 January 1, 2012

Tik Tok Soldier

A cringy "bad boy" in a uniform that is sensitive.

Tik Tok Soldier: "Oh your with im now, guess I'll have to show you what your missing."

edgelord: *Laughing*

Tik Tok Soldier: *Puts on uniform*

edgelord: *Salutes*

by 3dg3y tw3lve y34r 0ld October 22, 2018

Soldier 95 Shirt

Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets.

Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.

by HappyBob June 16, 2007

road soldiers

Beers to be consumed whilst driving or riding in a car. Alternative term: "road sodas".

'We picked up a case and broke out one six for road sodas'.

by MrB in da LV March 31, 2004

Bastard of Soldiers

A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.

A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.

"Go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010