sir fucking funky

A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.

Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky

by Lindigo April 2, 2023

Lady Sir

While sirs are guy sirs, dames are lady sirs. It is a polite way to address a dame you want to talk to but do not know her name.

Excuse me, lady sir, your hem is looking fantastic today.

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017

Sir Gregory

The term used when you are completely shit-faced and mix malibu rum with some delicious orange juice.

Did you try the Sir gregory at that party? It was f*ckin intense

by alaskachick March 18, 2011

Sir Him

The Him King's right hand man, who possesses a cane with a secret sword inside.

"I am sir him."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

sir yachted

When you shit your pants because of the food you ate.

I almost sir yachted myself thanks to the Mexican food on my road trip with no toilets anywhere.

by Senior 💩 August 16, 2024