A girl who from Monday to Friday is engrossed in political affairs, mathematical conundrums and getting into internationally renowned universities. But as
soon as the clock strikes 3:15pm every Friday, it is clear to everyone that this girl intends to party
hard. She lets her hair down and spends her weekend engaging in excessive drinking, hard drugs, smoking and orgies. She likes to prey on exotic fellow intellectuals, often with equally exotic names. (*cough* Pierre *cough*). This near-schizophrenic quality has led her to be deemed either Weekday or Weekend Sarah, dependent on
time of week. However in rare cases Weekend and Weekday Sarah can merge to create a super-being. For example "I think I have a cumulative hangover". A clear example of both Weekday and Weekend terms co-operating. In spite of her antics she is a massive academic success and
loyal to her fellow
hard-done-by A Level students and friends who can often be overheard in the fishbowl muttering the words 'if only her Cambridge-educated
parents knew'. Her attitude to life is entirely
based upon the popular saying '
work hard, play hard'
